Friday, June 24, 2005

The Raspberry-Solute

Another of my little brother's more peculiar ways of sticing his tongue at you... o_0
(my little brother does lots of peculiar things)

I'll draw you an illustraition cuz I can't really describe it, but it's hillarious!


Instructions: Swing your right arm and leg out to the side theatrically, then snap to attention with your feet together, left hand at your side, right hand at your brow in a proud solute---and last but not least, the instant your hand hits your head blow a nice big wet American raspberry. :P

If done right, the swinging of your arm and leg and the "snapping to attention" should add an good measure of strength and volume to your raspberry, and you should sound something like a fully-loaded Whoopy Cousion when sat upon... o.0
(take my advice, don't try this at home) @_@


CAUTION: Attempt only in wide open areas far far away from any walls, objects, animals, hot explodable light-fixtures, friends, family, and all the rest of dignified human kind. o.0

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

The Writers' Grin

For all those who've read the bottom of the newZane/Mikie argument, the "evil writer's grin" is that evil shifty-eyed, "I know what you don't"-look that all my writer-friends get when they've got a good idea, and they're not gonna share it no matter what you tell them... o_0

Sunday, June 12, 2005

The Gentlemans' Raspberry (incase you who've read the bottom of MeII have been wondering)

The gentlemans' raspberry is just my word for my little brother's peculiar way of sticking his tongue at you. The only differance betwene a gentlemans' and a normal raspberry is its sound. While the normal raspberry sounds rude, wet, and downright revolting, the gentlemans' raspberry soundes calm, dry, and (as politicaly incorrect as it sounds) polite!! *gasthp!*

Tell me, how many reaspberries do you know of that sound plite? It's nuts, but that's what it sounds like, hense the neme "gentlemans' raspberry". :P


Oops, maybe you didn't want to know that... :x

No I will NOT put a rechording up! The description, my friend, is bad enough. I need not go so low as to actualy let you hear it. *blows siglent, digital raspberry*

Saturday, June 11, 2005

"the Buggy-Eyed Freaky Dude" 0_o

Another peculiar charcter from one of my dreams...
I might put him in the "the Late Adventures of the Keyboard Master", or maybe just Euao's & Zane's back-story (my newst blog @ truthbeblue.blogspot.com)...cuz I really like his goofy honorific title. :B
I mean common! Buggy-Eyed Freaky Dude?! You gotta love it! LOL XD

No pics yet...
No real name yet...
But ther is a quote---one quote totaly verbatum from my dream.......

the Buggey-Eyed Frealy Dude: "I can't TAKE IT anymore!!"
Me: "Take what?!"
the Buggy-Eyed Freaky Dude: "The Gooooolden Eyyyyes...!" *suddenly misty voice*
(Golden Eyes is capitalizez becuz he said it in such a way that I got the impression it was actualy a proper noun) @_@

He was super short and had a haircut like my grandma's. @_@!!!

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